Is this true?
" On the first day God created the cow. God
said,
"You must go to the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have
calves and give milk to support the farmer.
I will give you a life span of sixty years." The
cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you
want me to live for sixty years.
Let me have twenty and I'll give backthe
other forty." And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God
said, "Sit all day by the door of your house
and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. I will give you a life span of twenty
years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.
Give me ten years and I'll give you back the
other ten." So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks,
make them laugh.
I'll give you a twenty year life span." The
monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for
twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do
too, Okay God agreed.
On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,
enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years?" No way
man.
Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the
forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back and the ten the monkey gave back,
that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God.
"You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing;
for the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family;
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren;
and for the last ten years we sit on the front
porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained".
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